"If you were expecting a tape measure or a toy car then you've come to the wrong place. This cracker is much, much better. Cracking, if you will. Includes a tasty tipple of Bulleit Bourbon 10 Year Old, a paper hat and a terrible joke- 'tis the season after all! FREE DELIVERY IF YOU LIVE WITHIN 10 MILES OF THE WHALLEY WINE SHOP (£2.99 elsewhere in mainland UK)."